One particular boring afternoon, I played with the manual price tagger and made myself a price tag with
- the store code,
- my 5-digit employee number [in place of the 6-digit product code], and
- a price of $999,999,999 [the maximum value from the tagger].
A few colleagues noticed the price tag and we had some good laughs over it. I joked, "Yes, I feel like a billion dollars."
One observant colleague remarked, "That's not a billion dollars."
And I replied, "Well, you've got to give some tips. At least a loonie."
p.s. "Loonie" is the Canadian slang for a dollar.