Jesus and the image consultant

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[Ok, ok, so you agree to the terms and conditions above. Here's my original* joke below. 
*Note: Only the words are mine, the images are sourced from the internet as specified.]

Jesus and his flock
[Source: http://www.timshen.truepath.com/christian/jesus.htm]

Jesus approached an image consultant to resolve the issue of declining church attendance.

The image consultant hesitated for a moment and then said, "The problem can be solved easily. However, you may not want to do it."

Jesus replied in earnest, "Pray, tell me what is the solution? I would do anything to bring the flock back to my Father".

"Ok", the image consultant relented. He brought Jesus to a hairstylist to get a new hair-do. Then he passed Jesus a pile of clothes saying, "Change into these and it will bring up your church attendance."

Jesus went into the changing room. After a while, Jesus came out looking like this.

Chinese god of wealth 财神爷

[Source: http://en.yuen.com.my/brief-story-about-wealth-of-god/]

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p.s. Sorry about the long and repeated warnings. I still want to be able to enter and leave Singapore freely, you know.